Monday, November 23, 2009

சர்தார்ஜி ஜோக்ஸ் படித்து சிரிக்க வாங்க

வாங்க பழைய புதிய சர்தார்ஜி ஜோக்குகளை படித்து சிரிக்கலாம்.


ஏன் தான் சர்தார்ஜிகளுக்கு மட்டும் இந்த அளவிற்கு மூளை வேலை செய்யுதோ தெரியலப்பா

Sardar declares:....... . .
I will never marry in my life &. . ...... . .


I'll give same advice to my children also







donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awaySardar ran to catch the donkey.


He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhokade raha hai'.









Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.





Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 2 ltr









Santa went to Mysore palace. Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chairSanta - Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes..!!..





Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..






One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!





Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.









2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we bothcopied.






Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sentmy wife with him






Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal......" Finally he wrote the
conclusion
................ "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"






A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??
"Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mu mmy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760






sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating........







A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati....
Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : Liquid state.....
Audience clapped... Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS......

9 கருத்துகள்:

ஸாதிகா said...

ஹா..ஹா..ஹா..

அன்புடன் மலிக்கா said...

ஹூஊம் ஹூஊஊஉம் அழறேன் ஜலீலக்கா. சிரிச்சி சிரிச்சி..

S.A. நவாஸுதீன் said...

சிலது முன்னரே படித்திருந்தாலும் பல புதிய ஜோக்குகள் ரசிக்கும்படியாக இருக்கு.

ஹுஸைனம்மா said...

சிலது புதுசா இருக்கு; சிலது நல்லாவும் இருக்கு;

அதும் அந்த கடைசி ஒண்ணு!!

அபுஅஃப்ஸர் said...

ரசிச்சேன் முழுதும்

தமிழாக்கம் செய்து போட்டிருந்தால் இன்னும் சிறப்பாயிருந்திருக்கும்

sarusriraj said...

ஹா ஹா ஹா ரொம்ப நல்லா இருக்கு

seemangani said...

//A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati....
Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : Liquid state.....
Audience clapped... Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS......//

//A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??
"Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"//

//donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awaySardar ran to catch the donkey.


He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhokade raha hai'.//

நச்சு...
தூள்...
சூப்பர்...
ஹிஹி,,,ஹி...ஹிஹி,,,ஹி...
ஹிஹி,,,ஹி...
ஹிஹி,,,ஹி...
ஹிஹி,,,ஹி...
ஹிஹி,,,ஹி...
ஹிஹி,,,ஹி...

அருமை
நன்றி அக்கா...

பேனாமுனை said...

அருமை அக்கா ஈத் முபாரக்

malar said...
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