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வாங்க கொஞ்சம் ரிலாக்ஸ் பண்ணிக்கலாம்
மாடு போல சின்னதா இருக்கும்! ஆனா அது மாடு இல்ல! அது என்ன?தெரியலையா?
அது கண்ணுக் குட்டி! கடவுளே ஏன் என்னை படைச்சே?
எதுக்காக இந்தியா பூராவும், போஸ்ட் மேன் போட்ருக்காங்க?
ஏன்னா போஸ்ட் வுமன் போட்டா டெலிவரி ஆக பத்து மாதம் ஆகும்
தண்ணில இருந்து ஏன் மின்சாரம் எடுக்கிறார்கள்?
அப்படி எடுக்கவில்லை என்றால் குளிக்கும்போது ஷாக் அடிக்கும்.
தினமும் உன் மனைவிக்கு பூ வாங்கிட்டுப் போறியே.. அவ்வளவு பாசமா மனைவி மேல?
மாப்ளே! பாசம் மனைவி மேலே இல்லடா... பூக்காரி மேல!
டீச்சர்: மகாகவி பாரதி தெரியுமா?
சார். மகா, கவி, பாரதி மூணு பேருமே செம பிகர்!
யார் டைம் நமக்காக காத்திருக்காது என்று சொன்னது?
கடிகாரத்தில் பேட்டரியை எடுத்துவிட்டுப் பாருங்கள்! டைம் எப்போதும் உங்களுக்காக காத்திருக்கும். தின்க் டிபறேன்ட்லி!!
இன்பத்திலும் சிரிங்க! துன்பத்திலும் சிரிங்க! எல்லா நேரமும் சிரிங்க! அப்பத்தான் நீங்க லூசுன்னு எல்லாரும் நம்புவாங்க!!
ஏன் பாட்டி என் மேல இவ்வளவு பாசமா இருக்க?
நீதாண்டா பேராண்டி நாளைக்கு எனக்கு கொல்லி போடணும்!போ பாட்டி! எனக்கு நாளைக்கு ஸ்கூல் இருக்கு! இன்னைக்கே கொல்லி வச்சுரவா?
பஸ் ரூட்ல பஸ் போகும், ட்ரைன் ரூட்ல ட்ரைன் போகும்!
பீட் ரூட்ல என்ன போகும்?
தெரிஞ்சா எனக்கு SMS பண்ணுங்க!
அம்மா! எதிர்வீட்ல இருக்குற ஆண்டி பேரு என்னமா?
சரோஜா! ஏன் கேக்குற?
அப்புறம் ஏம்மா அப்பா டார்லிங்குன்னு கூப்பிடறாரு?
பல்ப் - எடிசன்
ரேடியோ - மார்கோனி
பை-சைக்கிள் - மேக் மில்லன்
போன் - க்ராஹாம்
பெல்க்ராவிடி - நியூட்டன்
கரண்ட் - பாரடே
எக்ஸாம் - அவன்தான் சிக்க மாட்றான்! சிக்கினா செத்தான்!!
காதலில் எத்தனை முறை தோற்றாலும் பெரிய விசயமல்ல!ஒரு முறை ஜெய்த்து பார்த்தால்தான் தெரியும்! தோல்வியே எவ்வளவோ
பரவாயில்லை என்று!!
அதிக நேரம் உன் அழகை கண்ணாடியில் பார்க்காதே!உன் அழகைப் பார்த்து கண்ணாடிக்கும் உன் மேல் காதல் வரும்!!
மூணு பேரு ஒரு பைக்ல போயிட்டு இருக்காங்க!
அப்ப ஒரு டிராபிக் போலீஸ்
கை காட்டி நிறுத்தசொல்றாரு!
அப்ப பைக்ல இருந்த ஒருத்தன் ரொம்ப கோவமா
"யோவ்! ஏற்கனவே மூணு பேரு
உட்கார்ந்து இருக்குறோம்! இதுல நீ எங்க உட்காருவ?" என்று
கேட்டான். இது எப்படி இருக்கு?
டாக்டர்: உங்க உடம்ப குறைக்க தினமும் நான்கு மைல் நடக்கணும்!
பேசன்ட்: சரி டாக்டர்! நாளைக்கே நான்கு மயில் வாங்கி நடக்க வைக்கிறேன்!!
ஹலோ! என்னதான் கம்ப்யூட்டர் விண்டோவ்லா உலகமே தெரிஞ்சாலும் எதிர் வீட்டுபொண்ணு தெரியுமா?
----- பில் கேட்ஸ் ஐ விட ஒரு படி மேலே யோசிப்போர் சங்கம்.
அப்பா: ஏண்டா உங்க ஸ்கூல்ல ரன்னிங் ரேஸ் இருக்குன்னு சொன்னியே, என்னாச்சி?மகன்: அத ஏன் கேக்குறப்பா, எனக்கு பயந்து எல்லா பசங்களும் எனக்கு முன்னாடியே ஓடி போய்டாங்க!!
கொடூர மொக்கை!
என்னதான் நான் அனுப்புற
மெசேஜ் அட்டு பழசா இருந்தாலும்,
உங்க மொபைல்'ல வரும் பொது
"ஒன் நியூ மெசேஜ் ரிசிவ்டு" என்றுதான் வரும்!! எப்பூடி...
எல்லாரும் மொக்க, கவுஜ ந்னு போடுறாங்க மொக்கை பதிவு ந்னா என்னா,கவுஜ நா என்னா அது எனக்கு புரியவே இல்ல அத நம்ம மொக்க பதிவா,(கவிதையா) போடும் நாஞ்சிலார் கிட்ட கேட்டு தெரிந்து கொள்ளலாம்.
டிஸ்கி, முஸ்கி (இதென்ன அமைச்சர் மாதிரிவருது):
மெயிலில் வந்த மொக்கை.
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Tuesday, February 23, 2010
School days Superb
வாங்க கொஞ்சம் சிரிக்கலாம். அப்படியே அழகு குழந்தைகளை பார்த்து ரசிக்கலாம். கவலையை மறக்கலாம்
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old
Question:What is the fullform of maths. Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Monday, November 23, 2009
சர்தார்ஜி ஜோக்ஸ் படித்து சிரிக்க வாங்க
வாங்க பழைய புதிய சர்தார்ஜி ஜோக்குகளை படித்து சிரிக்கலாம்.ஏன் தான் சர்தார்ஜிகளுக்கு மட்டும் இந்த அளவிற்கு மூளை வேலை செய்யுதோ தெரியலப்பா
Sardar declares:....... . .
I will never marry in my life &. . ...... . .
I'll give same advice to my children also
donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awaySardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhokade raha hai'.
Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 2 ltr
Santa went to Mysore palace. Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chairSanta - Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes..!!..
Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..
One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we bothcopied.
Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sentmy wife with him
Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal......" Finally he wrote the
conclusion
................ "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??
"Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mu mmy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760
sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating........
A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati....
Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : Liquid state.....
Audience clapped... Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS......
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009
In an interview, வாங்க சிரிக்கலாம்
சர்தார்ஜி ஜோக்ஸ், வாங்க சிரிக்கலாம்.
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Agent: What is your father's name in english?
Santa: Beautiful red underwearAgent: R u joking?
Santa: No, my father's name is Sunder Lal Chadda
Santa: No, my father's name is Sunder Lal Chadda
dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi...!
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza
knock karta hai.
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write
against mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise
dunga!
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
not turns up for
4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily
since 4 days, I press
the bell but no one comes out.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy
potatoes 5 days ago, he
hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar
bhi dekh rakha
hai.
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Santa: Drying sweat!
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep
hole.
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light &
a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number
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Thursday, October 8, 2009
வாங்க சிரிக்கலாம் , Life in the new millennium
Life in the new millennium
இந்த கம்பியுட்டரும், இன்டெர்னெட்டும் மக்களை என்ன பாடு படுத்துது பாருங்களே...
என்ன கொடுமைப்பா இது
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009
100 Quiz Questions on Holy Quran
1) What is the meaning of the word "Qur'an”?
A) That which is Read.
2) Where was the Qur'an revealed first ?
A) In the cave of Hira (Makkah)
3) On which night was the Qur'an first revealed ?
A) Lailatul-Qadr (Night of the Power)
4) Who revealed the Qur'an?
A) Allah revealed the Qur'an
5) Through whom was the Qur'an revealed?
A) Through Angel Jibraeel (Alaihis-Salaam)
6) To whom was the Qur'an revealed?
A) To the last Prophet, Muhammed (Sallahu Alaihi Wasallam)
7) Who took the responsibility of keeping the Qur'an safe?
A) Allah himself
8) What are the conditions for holding or touching the Qur'an?
A) One has to be clean and to be with wudhu (ablution)
9) Which is the book which is read most?
A) The Qur'an
10) What is the topic of the Qur'an?
A) Man
11) What are the other names of the Qur'an according to the Qur'an itself?
A) A l-Furqaan, Al-Kitaab, Al-Zikr, Al-Noor,Al-Huda
12) How many Makki Surahs (chapters) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 86
13) How many Madani Surahs (chapters) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 28
14) How many Manzils (stages) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 7
15) How many Paara or Juz (parts) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 30
16) How many Surahs (chapters) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 114
17) How many Rukoo (paragraphs) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 540
18) How many Aayaath (verses) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 6666
19) How many times is the word 'Allah' repeated in the Qur'an?
A) 2698
20) How many different types of Aayaath (verses) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 10
21) Who is the first 'Haafiz' of the Qur'an?
A) Prophet Muhammed (Sallalahu Alaihi Wasallam)
22) At the time of the death of Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) how many Huffaz were there?
A) 22
23) How many Aayaath (verses) on Sajda (prostation) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 14
24) In which Paara (part) and Surah (chapter) do you find the first verse about Sajda (prostation)?
A) 9th Paara, 7th Chapter-Surah-al-Araaf, Verse 206
25) How many times has the Qur'an stressed about Salaat or Namaaz (prayer)?
A) 700 times
26) How many times has the Qur'an emphasized on alms or charity?
A) 150
27) How many times in the Qur'an, is the Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) addressed asYaa-Aiyu-Han-Nabi?
A) 11 times
28) Where in the Qur'an has Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) been named 'Ahmed'?
A) Paara 28th, Surah Saff, Ayath 6th
29) How many times has the name of Rasool-ullah (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) been mentioned in the Qur'an?
A) Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam)-4times Ahmed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam)-1 time
30) Name the Prophet whose name is mentionedand discussed most in the Qur'an?
A) Moosa (Alahis-Salaam)
31) Who were the Kaathibe-Wahi (copyists of the revelations) of the Qur'an?
A) Abu Bakr (Radhiallahu Anhu), Usman (Radhiallahu Anhu), Ali (Radhiallahu Anhu),
Zaid Bin Harith(Radhiallahu Anhu) And Abdullah bin Masood(Radhiallahu Anhu)
32) Who was the first person who counted the Aayaath (verses) of the Qur'an?
A) Ayesha (Radhiallahu Anha)
33) On whose advice did Abu Bakr (Radhiallahu Anhu) decide to compile the Qur'an?
A) Omer Farooq(Radhiallahu Anhu)
34) On whose order was the Qur'an compiled completely in written form?
A) Abu Bakr (Radhiallahu Anhu)
35) Who confined the recitation of the Qur'an on the style of the Quraysh tribe?
A) Usman (Radhiallahu Anhu)
36) Out of the copies of the Qur'an compiled by Usman (Radhiallahu Anhu), how many and where are they at present?
A) Only 2 copies. One in Tashkent and the other in Istanbul .
37) Which Surah of the Qur'an was Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) reciting while praying, that Hazrat Jabeer Bin Muth'im Listened to and embraced Islam?
A) Surah Thoor
38) Which was that Surah of the Qur'an which the Prophet Muhammed Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) had recited when one of his enemies Utba after listening to it fell in Sajda (prostation)?
A) The first five Ayaaths of Ham-Meem-Sajda
39) Which is the first and the most ancient Mosque according to the Qur'an?
A) Kaaba
40) In Qur'an mankind is divided into two groups.Which are those two groups?
A) Believers and disbelievers
41) Who is the man about whom, Allah has said in the Qur'an that his body is kept as an admonishing example for future generations to come?
A) Fir'aun. (Pharaoh)
42) Besides the body of Pharaoh, what is that thing which is kept as an admonishing example for future generations to come?
A) Noah's Ark.
43) After the wreckage of Prophet Noah's Ark , which is its place of rest mentioned in theQur'an?
A) Cave of Judi .
44) In the Qur'an the name of whic h companion of Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) is mentioned?
A) Zaid Bin Harith.
45) Who is the relative of the Prophet Muahmmed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam)whose name is mentioned in the Qur'an?
A) Abu Lahab
46) In the Qur'an there is a mention of a Prophet who has been called by his mother's name. Who was he?
A) Jesus [Prophet Isa (Alahis salaam)] is mentioned as bn Maryam.
47) Which was the agreement that was titled Fath-hum-Mubeen' without fighting a battle?
A) Treaty of Hudaibiya
48) What are the different names used for Satan or Devil in the Qur'an?
A) Iblees and Ash-Shaitaan.
49) Which category of creature does the Qur'an put 'Iblees' into?
A) Jinn.
50) What were those worships and prayers that were ordered by Allah to the community of Bani Israeel and which were continued by the Muslim Ummah also?
A) Salaat and Zakaat. (Al-Baqarah:43)
51) The Qur'an repeatedly warns of a certain day.Can you say which day it is?
A) Youmal Qiyamah.(Doomsday)
52) Who were those people with whom Allah was pleased and they were pleased with Him, as mentioned in the Qur'an?
A) Companions of Prophet Muhammed.(Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam)
53) In which Holy Book of Non-Muslims the Qur'an mentioned repeatedly?
A) In the Holy Book of Sikh Community-Granth Saheb.
54) In which year were the vowels inserted in the Qur'an?
A) 43 Hijri.
55) Who were the first serious students of the Qur'an?
A) As-haabus Suffah.
56) Which is the first Residential University where the faculty of the Qur'an was established for the first time?
A) Masjid-e-Nabvi.[Mosque of the Prophet (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam)]
57) By what name did the Qur'an address those noble and pious people who were selected by Allah to convey His message to mankind?
A) Nabi (Prophet) and Rasool (Messenger).
58) What type of a person does the Qur'an want to make?
A) Momin.
59) What is the scale or measure of one's dignity according to the Qur'an?
A) Thaqwa. (Piety)
60) What according to the Qur'an is the root cause of the evil?
A) Alcohol.
61) What are the two most important types of kinds of Aayaat (Verses)found in the Qur'an?
A) Muhakamaat and muthashabihaath.
62) Which is the longest Surah (Chapter) in the Qur'an?
A) Surah-al-Baqarah.
63) Which is the smallest Surah in the Qur'an?
A) Surah-al-Kausar.
64) What was the age of Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) when Qur'an was first revealed to him through Jibraeel (Alaihis-salaam)?
A) 40 Years.
65) How long did Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) receive the revelation of the Qur'an in Makkah?
A) 13 Years.
66) How long did Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) receive the revelation of the Qur'an in Madinah?
A) 10 Years.
67) Where was the first Surah revealed?
A) In Makkah.
68) Where was the last Surah revealed?
A) In Madinah.
69) How many years did it take for the complete revelation of the Qur'an?
A) 22 years,5 months and 14 days.
70) Which Surah(Chapter) of the Qur'an is to be read compulsorily in each raka'at of the Salaat (Namaaz)?
A) Surah-al-Fatihah.
71) Which is the Surah, which Allah taught as a Du'a(Prayer)?
A) Surah-al-Fatihah.
72) What is the reason of keeping Surah-al-Fatihah in the beginning of the Qur'an?
A) It is the door to the Qur'an
73) What is the Surah (Chapter) revealed completely and found first place in the Qur'an?
A) Surah-al-Fatihah.
74) Who was the only lady whose personal name is found in the Qur'an?
A) Mariam(Alaihis-salaam).
75) In which Surah (Chapter) of the Qur'an do you find maximum instructions?
A) Surah-al-Baqarah.
76) When and Where did the Prophet Muhammed Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) and Jibraeel (Alaihis-salaam) meet for the second time?
A) On Friday,18th Ramadan,in the Cave of Hira .
77) What was the interval between the first and the second revelation?
A) 2 years and six months.
78) Which is the Surah (Chapter) that does start without Bismillah?
A) Surah-al-Taubah or Bara'ath.
79) In which Surah (Chapter) of the Qur'an Bismillah is repeated twice?
A) Surah-al Naml.
80) How many Surah (Chapter) in the Qur'an have the titles named after different Prophets?
A) 6 Surahs (Chapters):
a) Surah-al-Yunus.
b)Surah-al-Hood.
c) Surah-al-Yusuf.
d) Surah-al-Ibraheem.
e)Surah-al-Nuh.
f) Surah-al-Muhammed.
81) In which part of the Qur'an do you find 'Ayat-ul-Kursi'(Verse of the Throne)?
A) In the beginning of the third Part .(Chapter2-55)
82) How many different names of Allah are mentioned in the Qur'an?
A) 99
83) Who were the three non-prophets whose names are mentioned with due respect in the Qur'an?
A) Luqman,Aziz of Egypt and Zulqarnain.
84) At the time Abu Bakr (Radhiallahu Anhu) how many companions had compiled the Qur'an in the form of a book?
A) 75 companions.
85) Which is that only book which is completely memorized by millions of people in the world?
A) Al-Qur'an.
86) What did the Jinns who heard a few Aayaath Verses) of the Qur'an say to each other?
A) We have heard a unique discourse which shows the right path, verily we believe in it.
87) Which are the most popular translations of the Qur'an in English?
A) Translation by Muhammed Marmaduke Pickthall and by Allama Yusuf Ali.
88) Into how many languages of the world has the Holy Qur'an been translated?
A) Nearly 103 languages.
89) Who was the first translator of the Holy Qur'an into Urdu?
A) Moulana Shah Rafiuddin Muhaddis Dehlavi.
90) What will be our condition on 'The day of the Judgment' according to the Qur'an?
A) Everybody will be in a state of anxiety.
91) Who was the Prophet mentioned in the Qur'an whose three generations were prophets?
A) Ibraheem (Alaihis-salaam).
92) What is that book which abolished all old rules and regulations?
A) Al-Qur'an.
93) What does the Qur'an say about property and wealth?
A) They are tests of one's faith.
94) According to the Qur'an who is "khaatamun Nabiyyeen" (the last of the Prophets)?
A) Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam)
95) What is the name of the book that tells us clearly about the reality of the beginning and the end of the world?
A) Al-Qur'an.
96) In the Qur'an what other name is given to the city of Makkah ?
A) Bakkah and Baladul Ameen.
97) According to the Qur'an what other name is given to the city of Madinah ?
A) Yathrib.
98) Whose Generation is known as "Bani Israeel" according to the Qur'an?
A) The generation of Prophet Yaqoob(Alaihis salaam) who is also known as Israeel.
99) Which are the mosques that are mentioned in the Qur'an
a) Masjid-ul-Haram.
b) Masjid-ul-Zirar.
c) Masjid-ul-Nabawi.
d) Masjid-u l-Aqsa.
e) Masjid Quba.
100) The name of which angels are mentioned in the Qur'an?
a) Jibraeel Ameen.Alaihis salaam)
b) Meekaeel.(Alaihis salaam)
c) Haroot.(Alaihis salaam)
d) Maroot.(Alaihis salaam)
இது என் தோழியின் கணவர் மெயிலில் எனக்கு அனுப்பிய தகவல், எல்லோருக்கும் தெரிந்ஹு கொள்வது நல்லது.
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A) That which is Read.
2) Where was the Qur'an revealed first ?
A) In the cave of Hira (Makkah)
3) On which night was the Qur'an first revealed ?
A) Lailatul-Qadr (Night of the Power)
4) Who revealed the Qur'an?
A) Allah revealed the Qur'an
5) Through whom was the Qur'an revealed?
A) Through Angel Jibraeel (Alaihis-Salaam)
6) To whom was the Qur'an revealed?
A) To the last Prophet, Muhammed (Sallahu Alaihi Wasallam)
7) Who took the responsibility of keeping the Qur'an safe?
A) Allah himself
8) What are the conditions for holding or touching the Qur'an?
A) One has to be clean and to be with wudhu (ablution)
9) Which is the book which is read most?
A) The Qur'an
10) What is the topic of the Qur'an?
A) Man
11) What are the other names of the Qur'an according to the Qur'an itself?
A) A l-Furqaan, Al-Kitaab, Al-Zikr, Al-Noor,Al-Huda
12) How many Makki Surahs (chapters) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 86
13) How many Madani Surahs (chapters) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 28
14) How many Manzils (stages) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 7
15) How many Paara or Juz (parts) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 30
16) How many Surahs (chapters) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 114
17) How many Rukoo (paragraphs) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 540
18) How many Aayaath (verses) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 6666
19) How many times is the word 'Allah' repeated in the Qur'an?
A) 2698
20) How many different types of Aayaath (verses) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 10
21) Who is the first 'Haafiz' of the Qur'an?
A) Prophet Muhammed (Sallalahu Alaihi Wasallam)
22) At the time of the death of Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) how many Huffaz were there?
A) 22
23) How many Aayaath (verses) on Sajda (prostation) are there in the Qur'an?
A) 14
24) In which Paara (part) and Surah (chapter) do you find the first verse about Sajda (prostation)?
A) 9th Paara, 7th Chapter-Surah-al-Araaf, Verse 206
25) How many times has the Qur'an stressed about Salaat or Namaaz (prayer)?
A) 700 times
26) How many times has the Qur'an emphasized on alms or charity?
A) 150
27) How many times in the Qur'an, is the Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) addressed asYaa-Aiyu-Han-Nabi?
A) 11 times
28) Where in the Qur'an has Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) been named 'Ahmed'?
A) Paara 28th, Surah Saff, Ayath 6th
29) How many times has the name of Rasool-ullah (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) been mentioned in the Qur'an?
A) Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam)-4times Ahmed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam)-1 time
30) Name the Prophet whose name is mentionedand discussed most in the Qur'an?
A) Moosa (Alahis-Salaam)
31) Who were the Kaathibe-Wahi (copyists of the revelations) of the Qur'an?
A) Abu Bakr (Radhiallahu Anhu), Usman (Radhiallahu Anhu), Ali (Radhiallahu Anhu),
Zaid Bin Harith(Radhiallahu Anhu) And Abdullah bin Masood(Radhiallahu Anhu)
32) Who was the first person who counted the Aayaath (verses) of the Qur'an?
A) Ayesha (Radhiallahu Anha)
33) On whose advice did Abu Bakr (Radhiallahu Anhu) decide to compile the Qur'an?
A) Omer Farooq(Radhiallahu Anhu)
34) On whose order was the Qur'an compiled completely in written form?
A) Abu Bakr (Radhiallahu Anhu)
35) Who confined the recitation of the Qur'an on the style of the Quraysh tribe?
A) Usman (Radhiallahu Anhu)
36) Out of the copies of the Qur'an compiled by Usman (Radhiallahu Anhu), how many and where are they at present?
A) Only 2 copies. One in Tashkent and the other in Istanbul .
37) Which Surah of the Qur'an was Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) reciting while praying, that Hazrat Jabeer Bin Muth'im Listened to and embraced Islam?
A) Surah Thoor
38) Which was that Surah of the Qur'an which the Prophet Muhammed Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) had recited when one of his enemies Utba after listening to it fell in Sajda (prostation)?
A) The first five Ayaaths of Ham-Meem-Sajda
39) Which is the first and the most ancient Mosque according to the Qur'an?
A) Kaaba
40) In Qur'an mankind is divided into two groups.Which are those two groups?
A) Believers and disbelievers
41) Who is the man about whom, Allah has said in the Qur'an that his body is kept as an admonishing example for future generations to come?
A) Fir'aun. (Pharaoh)
42) Besides the body of Pharaoh, what is that thing which is kept as an admonishing example for future generations to come?
A) Noah's Ark.
43) After the wreckage of Prophet Noah's Ark , which is its place of rest mentioned in theQur'an?
A) Cave of Judi .
44) In the Qur'an the name of whic h companion of Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) is mentioned?
A) Zaid Bin Harith.
45) Who is the relative of the Prophet Muahmmed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam)whose name is mentioned in the Qur'an?
A) Abu Lahab
46) In the Qur'an there is a mention of a Prophet who has been called by his mother's name. Who was he?
A) Jesus [Prophet Isa (Alahis salaam)] is mentioned as bn Maryam.
47) Which was the agreement that was titled Fath-hum-Mubeen' without fighting a battle?
A) Treaty of Hudaibiya
48) What are the different names used for Satan or Devil in the Qur'an?
A) Iblees and Ash-Shaitaan.
49) Which category of creature does the Qur'an put 'Iblees' into?
A) Jinn.
50) What were those worships and prayers that were ordered by Allah to the community of Bani Israeel and which were continued by the Muslim Ummah also?
A) Salaat and Zakaat. (Al-Baqarah:43)
51) The Qur'an repeatedly warns of a certain day.Can you say which day it is?
A) Youmal Qiyamah.(Doomsday)
52) Who were those people with whom Allah was pleased and they were pleased with Him, as mentioned in the Qur'an?
A) Companions of Prophet Muhammed.(Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam)
53) In which Holy Book of Non-Muslims the Qur'an mentioned repeatedly?
A) In the Holy Book of Sikh Community-Granth Saheb.
54) In which year were the vowels inserted in the Qur'an?
A) 43 Hijri.
55) Who were the first serious students of the Qur'an?
A) As-haabus Suffah.
56) Which is the first Residential University where the faculty of the Qur'an was established for the first time?
A) Masjid-e-Nabvi.[Mosque of the Prophet (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam)]
57) By what name did the Qur'an address those noble and pious people who were selected by Allah to convey His message to mankind?
A) Nabi (Prophet) and Rasool (Messenger).
58) What type of a person does the Qur'an want to make?
A) Momin.
59) What is the scale or measure of one's dignity according to the Qur'an?
A) Thaqwa. (Piety)
60) What according to the Qur'an is the root cause of the evil?
A) Alcohol.
61) What are the two most important types of kinds of Aayaat (Verses)found in the Qur'an?
A) Muhakamaat and muthashabihaath.
62) Which is the longest Surah (Chapter) in the Qur'an?
A) Surah-al-Baqarah.
63) Which is the smallest Surah in the Qur'an?
A) Surah-al-Kausar.
64) What was the age of Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) when Qur'an was first revealed to him through Jibraeel (Alaihis-salaam)?
A) 40 Years.
65) How long did Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) receive the revelation of the Qur'an in Makkah?
A) 13 Years.
66) How long did Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) receive the revelation of the Qur'an in Madinah?
A) 10 Years.
67) Where was the first Surah revealed?
A) In Makkah.
68) Where was the last Surah revealed?
A) In Madinah.
69) How many years did it take for the complete revelation of the Qur'an?
A) 22 years,5 months and 14 days.
70) Which Surah(Chapter) of the Qur'an is to be read compulsorily in each raka'at of the Salaat (Namaaz)?
A) Surah-al-Fatihah.
71) Which is the Surah, which Allah taught as a Du'a(Prayer)?
A) Surah-al-Fatihah.
72) What is the reason of keeping Surah-al-Fatihah in the beginning of the Qur'an?
A) It is the door to the Qur'an
73) What is the Surah (Chapter) revealed completely and found first place in the Qur'an?
A) Surah-al-Fatihah.
74) Who was the only lady whose personal name is found in the Qur'an?
A) Mariam(Alaihis-salaam).
75) In which Surah (Chapter) of the Qur'an do you find maximum instructions?
A) Surah-al-Baqarah.
76) When and Where did the Prophet Muhammed Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) and Jibraeel (Alaihis-salaam) meet for the second time?
A) On Friday,18th Ramadan,in the Cave of Hira .
77) What was the interval between the first and the second revelation?
A) 2 years and six months.
78) Which is the Surah (Chapter) that does start without Bismillah?
A) Surah-al-Taubah or Bara'ath.
79) In which Surah (Chapter) of the Qur'an Bismillah is repeated twice?
A) Surah-al Naml.
80) How many Surah (Chapter) in the Qur'an have the titles named after different Prophets?
A) 6 Surahs (Chapters):
a) Surah-al-Yunus.
b)Surah-al-Hood.
c) Surah-al-Yusuf.
d) Surah-al-Ibraheem.
e)Surah-al-Nuh.
f) Surah-al-Muhammed.
81) In which part of the Qur'an do you find 'Ayat-ul-Kursi'(Verse of the Throne)?
A) In the beginning of the third Part .(Chapter2-55)
82) How many different names of Allah are mentioned in the Qur'an?
A) 99
83) Who were the three non-prophets whose names are mentioned with due respect in the Qur'an?
A) Luqman,Aziz of Egypt and Zulqarnain.
84) At the time Abu Bakr (Radhiallahu Anhu) how many companions had compiled the Qur'an in the form of a book?
A) 75 companions.
85) Which is that only book which is completely memorized by millions of people in the world?
A) Al-Qur'an.
86) What did the Jinns who heard a few Aayaath Verses) of the Qur'an say to each other?
A) We have heard a unique discourse which shows the right path, verily we believe in it.
87) Which are the most popular translations of the Qur'an in English?
A) Translation by Muhammed Marmaduke Pickthall and by Allama Yusuf Ali.
88) Into how many languages of the world has the Holy Qur'an been translated?
A) Nearly 103 languages.
89) Who was the first translator of the Holy Qur'an into Urdu?
A) Moulana Shah Rafiuddin Muhaddis Dehlavi.
90) What will be our condition on 'The day of the Judgment' according to the Qur'an?
A) Everybody will be in a state of anxiety.
91) Who was the Prophet mentioned in the Qur'an whose three generations were prophets?
A) Ibraheem (Alaihis-salaam).
92) What is that book which abolished all old rules and regulations?
A) Al-Qur'an.
93) What does the Qur'an say about property and wealth?
A) They are tests of one's faith.
94) According to the Qur'an who is "khaatamun Nabiyyeen" (the last of the Prophets)?
A) Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam)
95) What is the name of the book that tells us clearly about the reality of the beginning and the end of the world?
A) Al-Qur'an.
96) In the Qur'an what other name is given to the city of Makkah ?
A) Bakkah and Baladul Ameen.
97) According to the Qur'an what other name is given to the city of Madinah ?
A) Yathrib.
98) Whose Generation is known as "Bani Israeel" according to the Qur'an?
A) The generation of Prophet Yaqoob(Alaihis salaam) who is also known as Israeel.
99) Which are the mosques that are mentioned in the Qur'an
a) Masjid-ul-Haram.
b) Masjid-ul-Zirar.
c) Masjid-ul-Nabawi.
d) Masjid-u l-Aqsa.
e) Masjid Quba.
100) The name of which angels are mentioned in the Qur'an?
a) Jibraeel Ameen.Alaihis salaam)
b) Meekaeel.(Alaihis salaam)
c) Haroot.(Alaihis salaam)
d) Maroot.(Alaihis salaam)
இது என் தோழியின் கணவர் மெயிலில் எனக்கு அனுப்பிய தகவல், எல்லோருக்கும் தெரிந்ஹு கொள்வது நல்லது.
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