In an interview, வாங்க சிரிக்கலாம்

சர்தார்ஜி ஜோக்ஸ், வாங்க‌ சிரிக்க‌லாம்.

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Agent: What is your father's name in english?

Santa: Beautiful red underwear

Agent: R u joking?
Santa: No, my father's name is Sunder Lal Chadda

Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my
dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi...!

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza
knock karta hai.

Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha:
Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write
against mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise
dunga!

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa does
not turns up for
4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily
since 4 days, I press
the bell but no one comes out.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy
potatoes 5 days ago, he
hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar
bhi dekh rakha
hai.

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.

Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat!

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep
hole.

Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light &
a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number

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